Chelsea. 20. Mansion maid. Nerd. Writer. Lover of all things 1980's, tattoos, Burton, and Disney.

 

How did I get so lucky to find someone who will take care of me when I’m so sick that I’m puking cuz I’m coughing so much? Or that brings me food and forces me to eat cuz I won’t do it on my own?

I never thought that this is what love was supposed to be except in fairy tales.

let-them-eat-vag:

Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video I’ve ever fucking seen in my whole fucking life it’s a huge fucking deal

let-them-eat-vag:

Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video I’ve ever fucking seen in my whole fucking life it’s a huge fucking deal

(Source: carlosbaila)

Luxuriating in the fact that for the first time in 2 years, I finally have my own room again

That awkward moment when your mom and brother are over helping you move your furniture and you realized you haven’t gotten rid of the box of condoms behind your bed.

Status: removed.

Stress level: Extremely high

billiebp:

Haunted Mansion Toms In Progress!

Next Step: Adding glow-in-the-dark eyes. 

[FYI, these are my first custom Toms.  It’s definitely a labor of love.]

EDIT: Thanks for the wonderful support, everyone! I’ll post pictures of the final product ASAP.

Must. Have.

Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.

Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.

Anonymous asked
i am so jealous of how badass you are

Fuck right you are.