Chelsea. 20. Mansion maid. Nerd. Writer. Lover of all things 1980's, tattoos, Burton, and Disney.

 

chiba-saori:

chiba-saori:

insearchofbread:

how do loaves of bread say hello to each other?

gluten tag

i don’t care what people think about me this will always be my greatest achievement 

I get jealous because I’m afraid someone is going to make you happier than I do.

Frank Ocean (via perfect)

(Source: l-ucia)

Is it possible to love someone, but what if you can’t trust them anymore?

Is it even worth it?

Will they earn my trust back?

Will they even want to try?

I’m Broken.

Yes hello I love you and miss you. Sorry I’m just in a terrible mood!

Yes hello I love you and miss you. Sorry I’m just in a terrible mood!

mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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annabellioncourt:

SHAKESPEARE WROTE THAT ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE.

HIS THEATER WAS CALLED THE GLOBE.

NOT ONLY WAS THAT LINE PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP

BUT IT WAS ALSO A FUCKING PUN

seerofsarcasm:

tookandbrandybuck:

rosityler:

#this dialogue was like watching steven moffat give himself a blow job

Bolded for emphasis.

avenging-sherl0ck:

throughtheeyesofathespian:

unitedrepublicoffandom:

whoever wrote this character was high as a kite

Fun Fact: This was Josh Gad improvising. He apparently improvised most of his lines, which left the animators with the task of animating whatever Josh Gad’s heart desired.

this just makes olaf 765234% better

(Source: tatmass)

What also sucks is realizing you don’t actually have any friends.

Except your little. And glittle.

No offense yall.

thorlokid:

when ppl talk about the raccoon with a machine gun in the upcoming marvel film, they could be talking about this guy

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or this guy

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you can never be sure

It really sucks when you feel like all of your boyfriend’s friends hate you.

Also all of your leads that he’s friends with treat you like crap.

Cuz that shit fucking blows.

The Bra That Only Opens For True Love

aliciamaricia:

dimplezflowers:

😱it is a magic bra fuck yss

if i got ur phone i could unlock it XD

If it’s monitored by heart waves, what if you take a really good pee and it tricks your heart. How embarrassing!