Chelsea. 20. Mansion maid. Nerd. Writer. Lover of all things 1980's, tattoos, Burton, and Disney.
SHAKESPEARE WROTE THAT ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE.
HIS THEATER WAS CALLED THE GLOBE.
NOT ONLY WAS THAT LINE PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP
BUT IT WAS ALSO A FUCKING PUN
What also sucks is realizing you don’t actually have any friends.
Except your little. And glittle.
No offense yall.
when ppl talk about the raccoon with a machine gun in the upcoming marvel film, they could be talking about this guy
or this guy
you can never be sure
It really sucks when you feel like all of your boyfriend’s friends hate you.
Also all of your leads that he’s friends with treat you like crap.
Cuz that shit fucking blows.
school nurse be like
one day this kid accidentally inhaled a small amount of chlorine gas in the chemistry lab and he was coughing and everything because lung spasms so our teacher sent him to the nurse and when he came back he was like
"she gave me a cough drop"
and our teacher was just ??? so he asked if the nurse knew the problem was in his lungs not his throat and the kid was just like
"yeah I told her but she said to take the cough drop anyway"
I went to the school nurse in high school for a baseball hitting me in the arm. She said I had leukemia.